Today is not the Zombie Apocalypse. Breaking Bad is not coming back (though the season premiere of Better Call Saul is coming up). Perez Hilton doesn’t actually support Donald Trump.
Today IS however, a very frightening day. April 1st, to many, is the scariest day of the entire year. Halloween doesn’t even come close.
If you didn’t already know, today is International Fun at Work Day. Hide your kids, hide your wife. Like WTF even is that? I’m not even AT work right now. Should us M-5 9-5ers be at work rn? Is this some sick joke? Am I missing something?